Ovation C2059AXP 12-String - Sapele Tobacco Burst- For the Park Bench Philosopher
 
Alright, buckle up, because this guitar is about to take you on a ride of absolute musical nonsense. You’ve probably seen a park bench philosopher, eyes glazed over, strumming the same “Wish You Were Here” riff on repeat. Yeah, that’s this guitar.
 
The Ovation C2059AXP Collector’s Series Legend Plus 12-String is built for the kind of person who wonders if “life is a journey” while still Googling "how to tune a 12-string” for the 47th time. It’s got that Sapele Tobacco Burst finish that screams, “I’m deep, I’m mysterious, and I might’ve just lost my keys again.” But you know what? That’s okay. This guitar gets it.
 
It doesn’t matter if you’re attempting to reach spiritual enlightenment through music or just trying to avoid talking to your roommate for the next hour—this guitar is here to make it sound like you know exactly what you're doing. The 12 strings? Oh, they’ll whisper sweet nothings to you while you barely string together a coherent sentence. You’re not just playing chords, you’re becoming one with the universe... or at least one with that annoying pigeon that keeps staring at you.
 
The Legend Plus body is built for deep, soul-searching acoustics that you’ll play over and over until you start questioning whether you’re really playing in C or just existing in a state of perpetual sonic confusion. You’ll strum this beauty and feel like you’ve cracked the code to the universe—until you forget what your original point was, like, five minutes ago.
This guitar doesn’t play by the rules. It’s for those of us who know that true wisdom isn’t found in the answers—it’s found in asking, “What was I even doing again?” And honestly, if you can’t vibe with that, well, you’re probably not ready for the level of existential chaos this 12-string can bring to your life.
 
So, grab it. Play it. Wonder why you keep playing “Wish You Were Here.” And maybe, just maybe, you’ll finally figure out if that pigeon is trying to tell you something.