Epiphone ES-335 Pro – Cherry Red 
 
This guitar? It’s the sound of a sock hop gone off the rails. A cherry-red Epiphone ES-335 Pro that screams, slides, and struts like it just stepped off a stage in 1959 and landed smack in the middle of your living room.
 
Need to throw down some Chuck Berry riffs with that classic semi-hollow chime? Done. Want to switch it up mid-set, split those humbuckers, and get some crisp single-coil twang for your doo-wop interlude or blues jam meltdown? This bad boy’s got push-pull pots, baby. It's like having a second guitar hidden in your knobs—minus the existential crisis.
The ProBucker pickups dish out all the grease and grit of vintage tone without any of the crackle-fried heartbreak. Rich mids, sparkly highs, and low-end that says “I’ve been through three amps and two drummers, but I still love you.”
 
Looks? She’s got ‘em. That cherry gloss finish is smoother than a pomade-slicked hairdo, and the double-cut curves make even jazz snobs raise an eyebrow.
 
It comes with a plush hardshell case so it travels in style, just like it should. Excellent condition—no weird scars, no punk rock injuries, no tragic beer spills. Just pure, unfiltered rock ’n’ roll potential.
 
This is the kind of guitar that makes you throw your phone across the room and go learn the damn solo.