Guild S281 Flyer – 1980s Black Sparkle (Comes With OHSC & a Whole Lotta Sass)
 
This is it. The final boss of ‘80s glam guitars. The Guild S281 Flyer in Black Sparkle—because nothing says “I peaked in '87 and I’m proud of it” like a guitar that looks like David Lee Roth’s pants exploded into a playable instrument.
 
This thing wasn’t made to play jazz in a coffee shop. It was made to melt faces in the parking lot of a roller rink under the influence of Tab soda and broken dreams. The Kahler tremolo is ready for dive bombs, horse screams, and full-scale nuclear trem abuse without crying for help. And those dual humbuckers? They’re hotter than a hairspray fire at a Bon Jovi concert.
 
The maple neck is fast, slick, and blonde like every lead singer who got kicked out of their band for "creative differences." The fretboard is basically a speedway, so if you’re not shredding on this thing, it’s just judging you silently.
 
It even comes with the original hardshell case, because this diva deserves nothing less than a plush-lined coffin for transport.
 
Highlights:
All-original Guild S281 Flyer from the 1980s
Iconic Black Sparkle finish (NASA is still picking up reflections off this thing)
Kahler USA tremolo – fully functional and down to party
Dual humbuckers for maximum sonic carnage
Comes with OHSC, because of course it does
Made in the USA, like denim jackets and questionable life choices
 
Own the guitar that looks like it moonlights as a disco ball and plays like it’s running from the cops. This Guild Flyer isn’t just rare—it’s unapologetically extra.