Mayones Duvell - Transparent Black - Is It Mayonnaise or Mayones? Who Knows?!
 
Alright, here’s the burning question: how the hell do you pronounce “Mayones”? Is it “Mayonnaise” like you’re about to turn your sandwich into something exquisite, or is it “May-oh-ness” because you want to sound like you’re wearing leather pants and listening to obscure European metal bands no one’s ever heard of? Seriously, does it matter? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. You can call it whatever you want, because let’s be real: this guitar is about to end the argument before it even starts.
 
Now, let’s talk about the name. Mayonnaise—it’s a condiment that’s somehow both universally loved and universally hated at the same time. One person’s mayo is another person’s nightmare. There’s no in-between. Kind of like this guitar—either you get it, or you don’t. Either you’re into the speed and savage tone, or you’re the kind of person who thinks “mayo” is a dirty word and chooses mustard instead (yikes, mustard’s for people who think spicy is a personality trait).
 
But this guitar? This is the kind of mayonnaise you actually want. We’re talking pure, uncut sonic power here. The Mayones Duvell Transparent Black is not just any guitar—it’s a freaking force of nature. We’ve got a mahogany body with a subtle flame maple top—so subtle that when the light hits it just right, you’ll remember exactly why you chose this over whatever bland, off-the-shelf thing was sitting in that other shop. The thin maple neck is faster than you are, and the rosewood fretboard is smoother than your online excuses for not practicing.
 
Now let’s get into the serious business: the Bare Knuckle Juggernaut pickups. These things aren’t just about playing notes—they’re about shattering expectations and melting faces. Custom etched, of course, because regular Juggernauts wouldn’t cut it for a guitar like this. Fast, brutal, and unforgiving—these pickups will have your amp begging for mercy. And with the push/pull coil tap, you get all the flexibility you need—whether you’re diving into heavy-as-hell distortion or hitting those clean tones like a pro, this guitar’s got you covered.
 
This beast doesn’t just sit pretty, either. Very good condition, with just enough player wear to show that this guitar is ready to be used. Those little marks? They’re battle scars from a guitar that’s been out there doing the work—and it only gets better the more you play it.
And because we know how much you love to protect your investments, this bad boy comes with a hardshell case, so you don’t have to worry about this savage beast getting damaged while you’re busy shattering everything within a five-mile radius. Plus, it includes a Certificate of Authenticity, so you can prove to the world that you’re holding onto something legendary.
 
So, whether you call it Mayonnaise, Mayones, or "the guitar that’s more than a name, it’s a lifestyle", it doesn’t matter. This guitar is ready to rip through everything in its way, and once you get your hands on it, you’ll never look back.